Part Eight

The Creeper’s of McCall Ridge

Part Eight

            Grover left the ruins of the battlefield behind him and trotted up the ridge until the moans of the creepers had been drown out by the sound of crunching leaves under his boots and the noise of the friction between the pants legs on his overalls. It had been a long day for him; an emotionally draining day and he needed to find shelter before the sun went down and he was left in the dark with the creepers hot on his trail. He knew the soldiers would still be out there as well but figured they wouldn’t be in search of him. Most likely they would assume that the air strike had been successful and the two hillbillies had been killed. In reality, there had only been one. Ernest. Grover leaned against a tree and rubbed a final tear from his eye, promising himself he would not shed another tear for his brother. He would replace his sorrow with rage and kill every one of the men around the lake for what they had done.

Grover took a deep breath and stared into the sky. Several white clouds had begun to mix with darker clouds with the promise of rain; even more reason to find shelter he thought to himself. He reached into the front pocket of his overalls and found his last cigarette that had somehow survived the action with the creepers as well as him cramming several full magazines of ammo around it, and lit it with a nickel plated lighter his father had carried in Vietnam. He took a deep drag from the tobacco and exhaled as he stared at the skull and cross bones on the lighter.

“Fear No Evil.” He read aloud. A sentence that felt fitting for the world he was living in.

There was movement. Grover froze. He had just caught a slight glimmer of a sapling shaking to his left. There is no way them creepers have caught up with me already. Is there? Grover raised his rifle and aimed in the direction of the movement while the half-smoked cigarette dangled from his cracked lips. Show yourself maggot! He shouted in his head. I will blow your head off! He seen movement again and slowly raised his thumb to the selector lever to switch the rifle from safe to fire and placed his finger on the trigger. He watched as the shambling creeper pushed its way through the underbrush and began to bend small saplings as it walked. Oddly, the creeper had a rifle slung over its shoulder. The creeper, bald and dressed in a red flannel shirt and blue jeans, stopped walking, and pulled a pipe from its pocket and began to pack tobacco in it. Grover lowered his rifle. It wasn’t a creeper, thankfully. But he didn’t know if this man was friend or foe.

“Hey old man!” Grover shouted.

With the quickness of a mountain cat, and much to Grover’s surprise, the old man dropped his pipe, grabbed his rifle, raised and fired in Grover’s direction before he could react. The rifle was nearly silent but the smack of the projectile slamming into Grover’s forehead wasn’t. His legs went numb and the world around him swirled and went dim as he suddenly went from staring at an old man, to the clouds, to a quiet darkness.

 

“Hey dummy! Did I kill you? Hey wake up!”

Grover slowly opened his eyes and stared into the face of the man who had shot him. Grey stubble bristled across his chin and his neck that held two homemade necklaces that dangled inches above Grover’s face. One was made of string and a handmade wooden cross and the other was a mixture of dead birds with their feet tied to a brown piece of leather looped around the man’s neck. Instinctively, Grover reached out to choke the man but he was just as quick as he was when he pulled his rifle and dodged the attack.

“Hey, calm down there big fella! Sorry about your melon. Thought you was one of them soldier boys. I think you will live though.” The old man said as he began to laugh.

Grover rubbed his forehead, now felling like someone had hit him with a splitting axe, and found where he had been shot. A small round pellet was firmly lodged in his the skin and most likely in his skull as well.

“Did you shoot me with a BB gun?”

“Yep.”

“You shot me with a BB gun?”

“You hard of hearing youngin’. I said yes dummy!” The old man shouted and then began laughing. “Hey get up. The invaders are coming up them there hills. We need to get out of here. I figure you can stay with me fer a bit if you like. At least until things cool down. I assume you was with them fella’s that shot up that convoy?”

Grover stood with the help of his rifle and looked down the hill and could see that the creepers were coming his way. “The invaders?” Grover asked.

“We can talk at the house. Come on Knot Head.” The old man began laughing again and started walking down the hill.

 

            They reached the home as the sun was dipping its face behind the western horizon. It was a small shack, not much smaller than the place that Grover and Ernest had called home before the soldiers had burned it down and stolen their belongings. The old man stopped a few yards short of his home and laid his bag on the ground and began to scan the trees.

“What are you looking for old man?”

“Bluebirds.” The man said in a tone as if Grover should have known the answer.

“Bluebirds?” Grover looked up into the oak and pine trees that surrounded them. The slight wind pushed the branches and leaves in a gentle manner as above them the final dark clouds of rain gathered to dump their water on the dying land below.

“Yep. Hate them suckers. They is evil.”

“Bluebirds? You think bluebirds are evil?”

The old man looked at the ground and then back up at Grover. Then he looked at the pellet stuck in Grover’s forehead and started laughing. “It is hard fer me to take you serious when you have that BB stuck in your head.”

Grover raised his finger to his head and began to pick at it but it wouldn’t budge.

“Looks like I am stuck with it. Thanks to you.”

“You’re welcome. Anyway, yes bluebirds are evil. They are the reason we are in the mess we are in.”

“What. With the creepers?”

“You call them creepers? Never heard them called that before. Yet, I haven’t really talked to many folks since the invasion started.”

“The what?”

“The invasion. Gee whiz boy, where you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?”

“What like Russian’s or something?”

“Don’t be silly. Why would the Russian’s do this? I mean like aliens.”

“Aliens? Then what are the bluebirds in this grand scheme of things.”

“I told you. They are evil. They are the vessel of the alien plague that has taken hold of this country. Those little grey men figured if they could wipe us out with it then we would be easier to take over!”

It was Grover’s turn to laugh. He laughed so hard his head felt as if the pellet in his head as going to shoot from his forehead. When he looked up the old man was pointing his pellet rifle at his face.

“You find something funny friend?”

“Uh-, no. I just find it hard to believe that a well-coordinated bluebird and alien attack would be the reason for the world to end.”

The old man raised his rifle and shot into the air at an enemy Grover could not see and waited. A small blue dot emerged and then plummeted to the earth and landed with a soft thud onto the pine needles and leaves. The old man picked up the small bluebird and then dug several small nails from his bag.

“What are you doing?”

“The invaders do not like bluebirds. For one reason or another bluebird’s make them stay away. I guess they assume that this area is already infected and they move on.”

The old man began to nail the bird to the tree facing the direction the creepers would be approaching.

“That one little bird is going to turn back all them folks?”

“Most of them. I have more of them birds on trees around here so we should be fine tonight. Let’s go eat.” The old man said happily.

“What is your name anyway old man?”

“Tim. Tim Preacher. But you can just call me Preacher.”

Part Seven

The Creeper’s of McCall Ridge

Part Seven

            The air was still and quiet after the A-10 military aircraft completed its fire mission on the area that Grover and Ernie had ambushed the government soldiers. Grover stood staring at the pile of creeper bodies that had once been where his brother Ernie had been standing when the plane had opened up with its large caliber weapons. Steam rose from the mangled bodies and churned earth but there was no sign of movement. Grover’s heart sunk in his chest and felt as if it would crawl straight from his chest and out of his body to escape the hurt that was slowly clawing its way through him.

The quiet around him slowly grew into a cascade of moans as he realized that he wasn’t as alone as he felt on the inside. Hundreds of creepers had descended from the surrounding area of McCall Ridge and were reaching out for him. The cloudiness that engulfed his mind slowly cleared and Grover realized that he was going to die. Not a quick death like his brother but the agonizing death of being eaten alive by hundreds of slack jawed shambling puss sacks and that wasn’t going to happen.

Grover pulled himself on top of the slow burning armored vehicle and slid down into the turret until he was behind the machine gun he and his brother had worked so hard to get their hands on. For a quick second, Grover felt his heart race as he grasped the pistol grip of the M240 and pointed it at the wall of creepers walking towards him. He felt indestructible. “I got this.” Grover whispered as he squeezed the trigger and watched as the rounds screamed from the barrel and impacted into the chests and faces of the moaning creepers.

Dark blood and bits of cloth splattered into the air as the echo of machine gun fire bounced off the many hills of the surrounding valleys. Methodically Grover pulled the trigger, released, aimed, pulled the trigger, shifted fire, and pulled the trigger, until finally the beast in his hands clicked on an empty chamber. Sweat poured from his face and trickled down the sides of his body causing him to shiver. There were still several creepers coming down the hills towards him but he had knocked down a large majority of them with the walls of lead that he had sprayed into the men and women who were seeking to make him lunch.

Grover ducked his head into the truck and began to scan quickly inside the truck for anything useful. The man that had been the first gunner of the vehicle lay on the floor with a large portion of his face and lower jaw missing. Grover stepped over him and grabbed an automatic rifle from a rack attached to the wall of the vehicle. Several magazines were also attached to the rack which Grover began shoving into the pockets of his overalls. Lastly he grabbed an aid bag from the back seat and began to crawl back through the turret so that he could escape the burning vehicle.

Grover’s right foot became stuck on something inside the vehicle before he could completely remove himself from the truck. He looked down to find the first gunner holding his foot with both hands. Once again his heart began to race as he kicked wildly trying to dislodge the creeper from his leg. The gunner began to use Grover’s leg like a rope and was clawing his way towards Grover’s face; his eyes milky white and tongue hanging from where his jaw should have held it in its normal position.

“Oh God save me!” Grover screamed as his grip slipped from the turret lid and he fell into the burning truck. The man who had called for the air strike was now also moving. He had turned from his seat and was trying to crawl into the back of the truck with Grover and the gunner but was restrained by the seat belt that was holding him securely; allowing him only to claw at the air and growl at the two figures rolling around in the rear of the truck. Grover slammed his fist into the throat of his attacker and heard a crunch but the dead man did not flinch and continued to attack. Grover slammed his fist over and over again into the side of the man’s head until finally the creeper lost its balance and slid from on top of him and lay beside him, desperately trying to bite him without a jaw. Grover stood and began to stomp the gunners head until the creeper stopped moving.

Coughing, Grover pulled himself back through the turret and onto the top of the truck. The burning tires had finally caught the rest of the truck on fire and he was escaping just in time. Grover hopped to the hood and then to the ground as the creeper in the passenger seat clawed the windshield as if he could will himself through the glass.

Though he did not want to know what the fate was of his brother, Grover decided that he needed to at least find his body so he could give it a proper burial but there was already another wall of creepers moving towards him. The words of his brother slammed into his mind, “Don’t be Rambo.” He was right. What good would it do for him to die now to try and find his body? He would want him to live.

“I’m sorry brother.” Grover said as tears streaked from his blue eyes. “I will get ‘em for you.”

He trotted up the ridge and made a left turn back towards the lake; where the soldiers who had started the war would surely be waiting.

Part Six

The Creepers of McCall Ridge

Part Six

            Ernie kicked the door open the shed and walked directly to the back of the dingy shake; a man on a mission knowing exactly what he was looking for. While Ernie began to pull items from under the shop table, Grover watched intently from the hanging door.

“So, what you building brother?” Grover asked in a sing-song voice.

Ernest slammed a large six foot long cylinder on the table and began taping wires to the top. “Remember how we used to tape together sparklers when we were kids and blow holes in dad’s yard?”

Grover began to laugh, “Oh, yeah I remember. And, no matter how many times the old man would threaten us with beatings for doing it he was always out there with us the next time we would do it laughing with us, wasn’t he?”

“Well I am making something like that. But it doesn’t have sparklers and we are going to need a bigger hole.”

“This is going to be awesome.” Grover giggled.

“Yes sir it is. I just hope there is enough acetylene left in this tank to do what we need it to. Find me a couple of batteries.”

“When did you become Mr. MacGyver?”

“Hey, you watch a couple of Discovery Channel shows and you pick up a few things. I can’t help it if I tried to expand my mind and you spend your time destroying yours with cartoons.”

Grover began shuffling through scattered tools and other discarded items around the shop looking for anything that held a battery source and then shouted “Found some!” as he held up a dingy plastic flashlight.

“Those will work, I think. Ok, help me carry this contraption. We can hide a piece from the lake. I figure them old boys are probably still camped down there. We see if they are, we plant our friend here, then we get them to go where we want them to, and BAM! We get my dog back and your machine gun.”

“Don’t forget my Skynard records.”

“And your Skynard records.”

“This is so exciting.” Grover said as he grabbed a shovel and walked from the shed.

            Murray Lake, the 250 acre lake the brothers had fished since they were boys was now a large barren pit of mud with the stench of rotting fish and creepers rising into the mountain air. Ernie and Grover had hid their device under some dying brush and leaves alongside the gravel road and had hid behind a fallen oak tree. The soldiers that had destroyed their home had followed a pattern as Ernie had assumed they would and had returned to the same position they were in when they had initially been attacked. They were sitting in a circular perimeter roughly 300 yards from where the brothers hid amongst the dead leaves and branches of the fallen oak.

“Them dummies set right back up in the same spot?” Grover whispered to Ernie.

“I believe they are used to fighting them creepers. Creepers don’t think brother. You can do the same thing over and over again and not suffer the consequences. I don’t think that they are setting there waiting for us though. We still don’t know why them mongoloids blew up our fishin’ hole.”

Grover began shaking his head, “True.”

The brothers continued to lie in the warm noon sun as they watched the soldiers move about their day as if there was not a worry in the world. Several creepers tried to shamble into their perimeter but were quietly dispatched with either an ax or knife blade quietly to the head. Grover began to shift back and forth nervously and aim his rifle at a soldier standing on the hood of an armored vehicle holding a rifle. Grover watched the man through his scope. He was dressed in a mixture of traditional camouflaged uniform that a soldier would wear but topping his head was a black bandana bearing a white skull and crossed bones emblem.

“Stay calm brother.” Ernie whispered.

“I am. That’s the dude that was screaming about us wanting a war.”

“Yeah, I know.”

In the distance Ernie could hear a rumbling that caused Grover to tap his leg to see if he was hearing the same thing. Ernie simply nodded his head but continued to scan through his rifle scope looking for the source of the noise. The soldiers in the small camp began to move with a purpose and run around gathering their gear. The soldier with the skull bandana jumped from the hood of his truck and opened up their perimeter. From the far side of the road Ernie watched as a large crane followed by another two armored trucks sped up the gravel road and into the small perimeter of the vehicles next to Murray Lake.

“What in the world do they need a crane for?” Grover almost shouted.

“I don’t know but I am a thinkin’ that we are about to find out why they blew that dam though.”

“Well that stinks.” Grover said as he rolled over, now resting his back on the scaly gray bark of the oak. Ernie did the same and pulled a cigarette from a crinkled pack and handed it to his brother.

“What stinks?”

“Well, them folks have our stuff and they destroyed our house and our favorite fishin’ hole. I mean those fools have taken everything from us that the creepers haven’t in 24 hours, man. I was really looking forward to some payback but now we are going to have to wait. I hate waiting.”

Grover lit his filter less cigarette and then handed it to Ernie.

“Quite the quandary.”

“Quite the what?” Grover said with a raised eyebrow. “Speak ‘merican man, we are in ‘Merica.”

“We can still hit them. I say we bury our little present for them, make them come to us, and get a little payback. We can still find out what they are looking for later.”

“You think they will hang around after we hit them?”

“We don’t have enough bullets to take them all out but we have enough to make us feel better.” Ernie said laughing. “They brought a crane and more folks up here. They ain’t going anywhere. Let’s have some fun.”

 

It took over an hour to bury the canister in a way that the gravel road did not look like it had been tampered with. Ernie was very pleased with his handy work as was Grover. Ernie had explained to Grover that the device needed to be on the gradual turn so that when the soldiers drove their vehicle along the road, even if there was something for them to see, it would be harder for them to notice it with it being on the turn rather than being on the straight stretch. After burying the device, Grover had found a slight rise in the ground that he hid behind and waited patiently. Ernie slipped back through the wooded area until he reached the edge of the tree line. The crane had begun raising its boom as if it was getting ready to work. He fought the urge to wait and see what the crane operator was going to pull from the depths of what was left of Murray Lake. But, he had promised Ernie action and he knew that no matter what happened in the next minutes the soldiers would still be working to retrieve whatever was in the now empty lake.

Ernie raised his rifle and took aim through his scope. He found the soldier with the skull and cross bones bandana walking the perimeter of the vehicles. Slowly he took a breath in, let out half a breath and squeezed the trigger sending the hot lead from the barrel, screaming across the open field, over the dead grass, over the now empty lake, past the cable of the crane and into the exposed neck of the soldier before he could hear the shot. Immediately Ernie chambered another round and placed his cross hairs onto a soldier standing next to the man that was now flopping on the ground and squeezed off another shot. This time the bullet slammed into the soldiers shoulder, destroying bone and muscle, sending him backwards.

Men began to run around and climbing into their vehicles. Now without their leadership they seemed to be running like chickens with their heads cut off; just as Ernie had hoped. Ernie stood in the open and fired two more wild shots so that the soldiers could see him and then ran along the road into the woods. The soldiers started up their trucks, intent on revenge of their fallen leader, once again just as Ernie had planned.

 

Grover had heard the first shot and had alternated between standing and kneeling as he tried to wait patiently. This was a hard task for him to accomplish. Several more shots rang out and concern spread across his face. Ernie had told him to stay put, no matter what. Though it had been simple instructions, he was worried about his brother and wanted to run to his add. Relieved, he watched as Ernie darted between oak and pine trees across the gravel road from where Grover was hiding.

With his head held low, Ernie kept a steady pace as he trotted along, every few paces glancing backwards to ensure that the armored trucks were still following him. Machine gun fire ripped through the humid noon air around Ernie and crashed into the trees sending bark shattering around him. Ernie screamed in shock and fell to the ground, disappearing from Grover’s field of view.

“Ernie!” Grover shouted over the incoming fire.

The two gunners were focusing their fire on his brother and had not spotted Grover, nor had they spotted the device the two had placed in the road mere feet in front of them on the slight curve in the road. Grover watched, once again in relief, as Ernie slowly slide from behind the cover of some low lying brush and waved at his little brother as if he hadn’t seen him in years and then pointed to the road.

The first vehicle past over the prepped area without incident. Grover frowned and looked at Ernie who just shrugged his shoulders at him. The second truck drove over the Ernie’s creation and perfectly made pressure plate, and was lifted off the ground. The blast created a huge fire ball that lifted the rear wheels of the armored truck off the ground and the slammed it back to the charred earth, leaving both rear tires churning black smoke. The blast caused the first truck to halt. The gunner stopped firing and looked back at the burning vehicle.

Ernie took this time to raise his rifle again and fire another well aimed shot at the gunner facing away from him and watched through his scope as the round entered just below his left ear, causing his head to jerk at an awkward angle and then disappear into his vehicle. Grover was doing the same from the opposite side of the road. The soldiers from the burning truck were opening their doors trying to escape the burning hell that Ernie had created only to be met by the flying lead that Grover was sending their way from the safety of the short hill he had been placed by Ernie only 75 feet from the road. In a panic, the first truck turned their truck around and sped away through the woods, around Grover’s position and then back onto the road leaving their comrades behind. Grover had stopped firing and listened to the truck engines fade into the distance as they made no attempt to stop. From inside the vehicle he could hear the moans of the wounded and the crackling of the fire from the burning tires. A radio cracked to life inside the truck and he heard voices.

“Hey Grover?” Ernie shouted from across the road.

“Yep!”

“You okay?”

“Yeah. You?”

“Couple scratches. I will live. Them folks dead in there?”  Ernie shouted again as he stood up from behind the bushes he had been hiding behind.

“Dead-ish. Think they are trying to talk on their walkie talkies or something.”

“Well don’t let them do that!” Ernie shouted as he came running towards the burning truck.

“Why not?” Grover said with his arms out.

Ernie opened the driver’s door and found the man dead with a large hole in the side of his face. The man in the passenger seat was near death but still breathing and holding a hand mike that looked like a telephone to his ear, blood streaking down his pale face.

“Yes. I said send in the birds and wipe this place clean.” The man muttered as he let the phone shaped mike slide to his lap.

Grover trotted next to Ernie and looked into the rear of the truck and could see that the gunner was lying in the rear of the truck not moving either.

“Doesn’t look like this truck has our stuff in it. Good thing too. Your stupid idea would have caught it all on fire. Even that dumb dog of yours. What do you think he meant about, send in the birds?” Grover said mocking the dying man’s voice.

Ernie began to notice over the ringing in his ears the moans of the creepers around them. Grover could see the look of concern on his face and began to scan the area around them as well. Shambling between trees and around bushes the brothers watched as creepers began to make their way to the sound of the explosion from across the state. The explosion had worked like a dinner bell. Just like the one on the lake dam. Their moans rose into a chorus that drown out the crackles of the fire around the armored truck.

“Okay. Do you have another magic wand to get us out of this brother?” Grover asked.

Ernie quickly counted his rounds and found that he had two left; Grover had one.

“No magic wand. We are goin’ to need us a miracle I believe.”

Thunder struck above them, a crash that shock the ground underneath them and caused the two to dive to the ground. Grover rolled and tried to run only to be met by a wall of creepers, their arms held out in a welcoming manner hoping to grip his flesh in their yellowing teeth. He yelped and then turned to run back to Ernie only to find that he was gone. Where he had been standing was now just a patch of road with twenty creepers shuffling towards Grover. Before he could shout for his brother, Grover caught a glimpse of giant bird streaking through the canopy of the trees. It was as if the world was moving in slow motion.

The bird was huge and dark in contrast to the bright blue midday sky. It was flying low and without a sound until it fired. It was not a giant bird but a military aircraft. Grover watched in horrific slow motion as large caliber bullets tore through the branches of oak and pines trees in white and yellow streaks and impacted in straight lines amongst the creepers slowly walking towards him. Rounds churned dirt and through the bodies of the dead and then Grover’s heart stopped. Locked in hand to hand combat with several creepers was his brother Ernie. Behind him the bullets streaked, ready to collide with him, and no way for him to shout a warning in time. The world around Ernie exploded into a mass of body parts, leaves, dirt and rock while Grover’s world was left with the moans of the creepers, the screams of jet engines and the silence of the forest.

Part Five

The Creepers of McCall Ridge

Part Five

            The brothers had spent the night in the safety of their childhood treehouse as small bands of creepers shambled under them to their burning home. They had watched with amusement throughout the night as one by one, each creeper walked mindlessly into the fire as if it were prey to be consumed, only to be consumed by the fire themselves. The sun rose over the rolling hills to the east, rays of warming light darting through the fall leaves to let the world know that another day was beginning.

“Hey Ernie?”

“What.”

“You ‘member that time you fell out of this treehouse tryin’ to impress your cousin Jackie?” Grover started giggling and then held his side as he laughed even harder. Ernie’s face flushed red at the accusation of being in love with his cousin but more because he remembered the real reason he fell from the treehouse.

“You pushed me out of this here treehouse you peckerwood. You’re lucky I broke my arm when I fell out or I would have given you some lumps on that lopsided head of yours.”

Grover kept laughing and shouted, “See! You just admitted it! You fell!”

“Shut up before you get them creepers attention.”

The two brothers spent the morning sifting through the remains of their home and found little that they could salvage. Ernie was able to find his .45 caliber pistol and 11 rounds that had not burned in the fire. Gleefully he had held it over his head and then began to dance around in a circle as Grover made a comment about how Ernie probably had been dropped a few to many times when he was a baby by their mother.

“Well little brother, what do you think we should do?”  Ernie said with his hands on his hips facing the sun as if he was a super hero.

“Well, as the brains of this outfit I suggest we kill them government psycho’s that stole your useless dog and my freakin’ sweet records. Then we come back up here and rebuild mom and dad’s home.”

“We gonna do that with a hand full of bullets and two guns?” Ernie said laughing.

“And a machine gun.” Grover said matter-of-factly as he spit a stream of tobacco juice into the gravel.

“We don’t have a machine gun dingle berry.”

“They do. On them trucks. Can’t be too hard to get one. We get us a truck. Light them boogers up, get our stuff, your no count dog, and boogie back up here and live happily ever after. The end.”

Ernie stared at his little brother as if he was speaking French. “And how in the world are we going to get one of them armored trucks from them well armed, well trained, government troops?”

“I ain’t going to do all the thinking for this gang. You have to do some too! You got a flamethrower in your pocket? You have a bomb? You have some magical voodoo wizard wand that you can wave around and change these trees into ancient warriors that will fight for us?”

“Wait.” Ernie said as an idea struck him. “I do.”

“You got a magic wand brother?”

“No you idiot! I got something we can use!”

Ernie began running to the end of the gravel driveway to a tilting shed as a dumbfounded Ernie followed close behind shouting, “If you got a magic wand you have to tell me! It's in the Geneva Convention!”

Part Four

The Creepers of McCall Ridge

Part 4

      The brother’s had decided against walking towards town. The sound of the explosion, coupled with the rushing water would be like a dinner bell for the creepers; plus Ernie was not happy he had lost his hunting rifle in all the commotion being left with only his Bowie knife to defend himself against the teeth of creepers and the lead of soldiers. The two had double-backed towards their home, slipping though the underbrush in hopes of dodging the patrols as well as the hordes of creepers that seemed to be appearing from behind oak trees every fifty feet.

“What a day this has turned out to be.” Ernie said under his breath as a creeper dressed in business slacks but no shirt or shoes shuffled by.

“Tell me about it. Hope Buck is doing okay up there without us.”

“I am sure that mangy dog is doing just fine; probably still asleep on the porch.”

            The men continued walking up the final ridge known to them as McCall ridge until their small home was in view and then froze. Parked in front of their home were three armored vehicles that looked to be the same group that had engaged them several hours earlier. And, like Grover had said, their red tick coon hound was still lying asleep on the porch as if nothing was going on around him.

“That dumb dog. Armageddon is going on around him and he is sleeping right through it!” Grover whisper loudly from behind a tree.

“He ain’t no watch dog doofus. He is a bona fide coon killing machine. Them there soldiers ain’t no ring tails so my dog ain’t going to worry about them.” Ernie said with a bit of anger in his voice. He didn’t like that his brother was talking bad about the best tracking dog that he had ever had; even if the dog was lazy 98 percent of the time of its life.

“All I am saying is if them soldier boys is in there stealing my Lynard Skynard records me and that dog is going to have us a talk.”

The brothers watched as the soldiers came out of their home, untied Buck from the porch and loaded back into their vehicles.

“Where they going with my dog?” Ernie said now with sadness escaping his lips.

“Don’t do nothing stupid Rambo. That dog ain’t worth getting shot over.”

A final soldier emerged from their home carrying several square items under his arm causing Grover to perk up. “What’s he got?”

“Them hippie records of yours it looks like.” Ernest said giggling.

“That’s it. Them dirty so-and-so’s are going to die.”

“Settle down Rambo.” Ernest said in his best Grover voice. “We’ll see where they are heading and then we will follow and get our stuff back. Plus it is about to get dark and I don’t want to be locked in bitter mortal combat with them crazy suckers with all these creepers walking around.”

The soldier carrying Grover’s records placed them in his armored truck, retrieved a small item from the passenger seat, and hurled it like a baseball towards their home. Before either brother could process what the soldier had just done the front of their home exploded outwards causing wood and glass to shower across their unkempt lawn. The brothers watched in horror as their belongings began to smolder.

“Shoot at us again you crazy hillbillies!” The soldier shouted. “You want a war; we will give you a war!”

“What in the world is he talking about? They shot first.” Grover whispered.

“Don’t know brother but looks like we are at war with what is left of the U.S. government.”

“Let’s find us a place to hide. Them creepers are going to be all stirred up tonight after all the ruckus these idiots have caused.” Grover said to his brother as he slid back down McCall ridge.

“Good point. Hey! At least they took our two most prized possessions out of that house before they destroyed it.”

“You’re an idiot Ernie.”

Part 3

The Creepers of McCall Ridge

Part 3

            Ernie dove from the dam of the lake as the earth made ripping sounds behind him. The creepers were moving from the woods their arms stretched out towards the brothers as if they wanted to give them each a loving hug, though the brothers would have to deny them there greeting. Gallons of water shot through the gapping earth around the brothers pushing rock and mud towards the walking dead as the two men screamed over the deafening roar. The two were surrounded by death. The soldiers from across the lake had opened fire again; their rounds impacting in the dirt and mud around them, water shot up around the men at the same moment as the creepers reached them, and Ernie pulled the trigger on his own rifle to watch the face of an elderly woman explode into a cloud of teeth, bone, and blood.

            The ground gave way from around Ernie and Grover causing them to fall and slide along in the mud and water as if in a demented form of a child’s water park with creepers floating around the men trying their best to bite them while the soldiers on the far bank still rained hot lead upon them as they tried to keep their head above the white water and mud. Ernie could hear Grover shouting insults at the creepers that were grabbing at him and trying to end his life but he had his own problems; he had dropped his rifle in the commotion and was locked in a bitter battle of his own with two large creepers, one on his arm the other pulling his legs but both doing their best trying to eat him alive.

“Ernie get this puss sack off of me will ya!” Grover tried shouting over the rushing river they were floating on.

            Before either man could help, the trees of the forest did their work for them. Creepers began mashing themselves into trees, becoming stuck in the branches and the men sped by. The creeper that gripped Ernest’s arm was stripped away by the strong branches of a pine tree as they whipped by at fifty miles an hour. Now he just had to worry about the dead man on his leg trying to pull him under the turbulent water. He kicked frantically at the beast hidden under the water until finally it gave way and left Ernie alone to dodge trees as the water level slowly dropped allowing the men to ride out their chaotic ride.

            The brothers sat in the water, and watched as water logged creepers made half -hearted attempts to get to them. Like the men, it seemed that the water had taken some of the fight out of them. Grover helped Ernest to his feet. “Where’s your rifle brother?” Ernest just shrugged his shoulders. For all he knew was after that dam gave way, his favorite rife could be ten foot under some stinking mud by now. He removed a large hunting knife from a sheath on his hip and said, “This will have to do for now. Until I get me one of them machine guns those soldiers have anyway.” Grover smiled at his brother and thought to himself that he would like one too.

            The brothers began walking in the direction the water had taken them. It had already knocked a nice hole in the creepers giving them some protection in that manner as well as it gave them a quick escape from the soldiers that were shooting at them. They had spent many years walking the woods around their home so both brothers knew that this little valley along the hills was going to lead them down to the town they used to get supplies; well before the creepers came into town. Both brothers’ light bulbs lit at the same time.

“You think them soldiers were blowing the dam in hopes of dumping all that water on Higdonville?” Grover said first.

“That is what I am thinking. Don’t seem like it would do much good though, I mean by the time the water got there, wouldn’t have much force would it?”

“Maybe not. Maybe it was just a last resort or something.” Grover looked to his right and seen a creeper eating a large catfish that would easily had gone a hundred pounds.

“Are you kidding me?” He shouted. “That stinking rotting corpse is eating ol’ bucket mouth! That is my fish you dad gummed idgit!”

            Grover charged the creeper and kicked him in the side of the head. The young man, dressed in a blue collared shirt and black slacks, fell weakly to his side with a mouth full of catfish flesh hanging from his jaws. Grover kicked wildly, letting the frustration of the day be released on the creeper who had ate his prized fish he had waited so long to lay eyes on. He continued this until the creeper no longer moved and Ernest rested his hand on Grover’s slumped shoulder.

“You ok brother?”

“Yeah. Stupid maggot bait. I hate those things. Always ruining my stuff you know?”

“I know buddy.”

“Told you bucket mouth was real.” Grover said with a smile and started walking towards Higdonville.

The Creepers of McCall Ridge

Part II

            The men rushed towards the explosion with their hunting rifles in hand. A part of them was urging the brothers to return to their home, to not see what was down the hill causing thunderous echoes to bounce off the valley walls to call in every creeper from miles. But it was happening on their land and they had to know what was going on. The two slowed their feet to a mild jog and then a walk as the oaks in front of them began to open into the fields before Murray Lake. A low black cloud still lingered on the left side of the lake like a small angry storm cloud looking for a victim to launch its rain upon.

“You see anything?” Grover whispered as he heaved for breath.

“Just that there cloud. Big boom huh?”

            The two slowly edged away from each other; Grover side stepping lightly through the grass with his rifle resting on his hip while Ernest walked in the opposite direction using his scope as a set of binoculars. He knelt in the waist high grass and slowly let the scope show him the perfect picture of the wood line along the lake. Each tree seemed untouched by the recent blast, the leaves still securely attached to the limbs, no burns on the bark and then there was movement. The slight movement in the brush roughly three hundred yards from where the brothers were kneeling could have been mistaken as a branch moving with the sway of the wind to the untrained eye but Ernest had spent his life in these woods. Tree branches don’t twist on their own.

            Ernest snapped his fingers several times to get Grover’s attention then waved him to where he was knelt in the grass. Without speaking, Ernest pointed his rifle across the lake towards the movement in the brush and Grover followed suit. The two could see the branches moving again, twisting, and swaying to their own beat while the wild world moved on around it.

“Think a creeper is down over there?” Ernest said without removing his eyes from the moving brush.

“Maybe. Or whoever is blowing crap up is hiding in that brush from the creepers.”

            Grover scanned up from the brush and could see more brush moving. Before he could say anything to Ernest the moving brush piles began shooting at the brothers. Super-heated lead shot from the far tree line traveling over the lake and past their bodies like angry bee’s screaming their battle cries causing the two to slam their bodies flat on the ground.

“What they shooting at us for?” Grover shouted over the massive amounts of machine gun fire ripping through the grass around them. Ernest grabbed Grover by the arm and began pulling him as he crawled towards the lake as he shouted for his brother to move. The two crawled as fast as they could as the rounds sizzled through the air over their heads; each crack causing them to stop and make sure the other was still moving and not filled with holes. Having enough of the one sided fire fight, Grover raised himself to one knee, quickly took aim through his scope and found the moving brush pile. A soldier was standing behind the brush giving orders to the machine gunner that was putting the deadly lead on Grover and his brother’s position. Grover had never killed a man, not counting the creepers, and that realization hit him as he stared in anger at the soldier behind his crosshairs. He had decided in that fraction of a second, without knowing he had made a choice, as his own rifle slug exited the barrel of his weapon and traveled faster than the speed of sound into the chest of the waiting soldier. The dead man and Grover fell to the ground at the same time.

“Did you get one?” Ernest said as he turned to crawl again.

“I think I just kilt someone brother.”

“Good, he shouldn’t been shooting at us!” Ernest shouted back at his brother. “Keep crawling, they know where we are at now.”

            The machine gun fire had ended but the brothers didn’t stop crawling until they came to the rising ground of the lake dam. Both were covered in sweat and breathing heavily but neither had been hit in the hundreds of rounds that had been fired at them.

“You think since I shot that ol’ boy they got scared and runned off?” Grover asked as he checked himself again for any extra holes in his body.

“Nah, they are just waiting for another dumb hillbilly to stick his head up so they can blow it off. Paper, rock, scissors, to see who looks over the dam?” Ernest said laughing. The two laughed and slapped closed fists into the palms of opposite hands; Ernest revealing a rock, Grover a single finger.

“What the heck is that?” Ernest said already knowing the answer.

“Dynamite. Dynamite destroys rock. You get to peek over the dam and get your head blowed off. Nice knowing you brother.”

“Thanks cheater.”

            Ernest slowly crawled to the top of the dam and pushed the grass lightly to the sides to get a better view of the tree line. Through the gaps of the many oaks he could make out several military armored vehicles with machine gun turrets mounted on the top; their gunners frantically scanning back and forth looking for any movement in the field. Apparently, the sound of the gun fight had brought the cavalry, Ernest thought to himself. He still could not figure out why the Army was on their property or what the explosion was that they had heard.

“Whatcha see Ernie?”

“We are in a world of hurt little brother.”

“Are you sure?”

“Come look.”

“No. I’ll take your word for it.”

            Ernest slid his rifle in front of him and once again scanned the tree line counting the soldiers awaiting orders to search and destroy the two hillbilly brothers. That is when he noticed the sweet smell of explosives. He had not noticed it before but on the dam the smell was stronger. He looked down the dam, away from him and towards the center of the lake and his stomach sunk. He had found what they were using their explosives on. The center of the dam was missing, just above the water line; the soil pushed in all directions barely holding back the tons of water that filled the 200 acre lake and Ernest was laying on the edge of it.

“Hey little brother?”

“Yeah Ernie.”

“We are really screwed here.”

“Like a light bulb screwed or a wood screw screwed?”

“Just a light bulb.” Ernest said laughing. “I think we can still get out of this if we use the woods behind us and use this dam to block our movement.”

As long as that dam holds, Ernest left out.

Grover laughed and said, “You mean those woods that has all them creepers coming out of it?”

Ernest looked at where is brother was pointing and watched as creeper after creeper stumbled from the safety of the oaks to shamble at the base of the dam. So they wanted to blow the dam to wash away creepers, Ernest thought.

“Yep that is the exact place I was thinking. OK, we are now screwed like a wood screw.”